Anyone out there to help me ?
Biz Plan Summary
I wish to become PM of India.
All I need is 300 (MPs) x Rs. 150 crore … a small amount of 45,000 Crore (a little less than what Reliance Value is Pegged at).
Break-even Analysis
Population of India :
1,129,866,154
1) I plan to tax every man woman and child a “breathe, cuz we let you” Tax, @ Rs. 10 per month. This alone works out to Rs. 1129 Crores a month. To achieve this, I will charge Rs. 100 per annum from everyone within a month of becoming PM, by offering everyone a “card” at Rs. 100 that will entitle them to various lifetime benefits that I won’t really provide. (Most MPs don’t deliver on agenda / promises / manifestos anyways, so the people won’t mind it)
And Leaving all other industries and business of the Govt of India as they are, I will ensure that just the above amount will be collected in a year.
Breakeven period : Less than One year
Any takers ? Please do drop by an expression of interest in the comments
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the problem with your plan is that the middlemen will give away your “cards” at half the price “without receipt” – leaving you with nothing much in your coffers
but good try nonetheless – in case you make it, i dont want you to remember me as the guy who thought it was a bad idea
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