Amazing how news savvy and up-to-date I've become of late.

For example, I know that the Pakistani PM is called Gilani, and that the Prez is called Zardari. What both do seems to be the same though, they bow down to a seemingly still in force and control Pak army …

I know that Pakis are intelligent at putting things together fast. How they have called these terror attacks a diversion from the "hindu terror" tangle that the ATS was invovled in, and how the ATS was probing Hindu Mossad links, that finally led to the death of top 3 ATS officers, and how the Hindus and Mossad, along with the Indian Army planned this attack so that Pak can be taken over. Brilliant. All deduced by this bearded bloke with rolling eyes who kept insisting that Pak had better be ready for war and mayhem. Potty Philosophy? Guess the finger can point anyway for that.

I know that now, there are two kinds of terrorists as per Pak definitions, "state" vs "non state". This essentially means that if you harbor a terrorist in your home, you can esapce by saying "home" or "non-home". Seriously thrilling.

I also know that Barkha Dutt who earlier was to me, the most promising news anchor around, fell to cheap histrionics on screen, and at the end of it went hoarse (I guess she would have been gagged by someone, going by twitter posts about her, if she hadn't gone hoarse and decided to shut up). But thats ok Barkha, with great popularity comes greater criticism. Come to my office sometime, adrak chai for your throat, and adulations from an ex-fan of yours (based on pure past ok?) are in order.

I also am hugely aware of how CNN-IBN went around shouting about shootouts in CST resuming on day 3 or something, and how various editors and so on apologized for "spreading rumors". Isn't there some kinda action that can be instigated against these morons already? Rajdeep, go suck a lemon Man !!!

I know that Shri Obama has pointed out that he will focus on Pak to weed out terror. Happy Shri Obama, you don't need "Froof" (re. Gilani) to decide this, while India, in-numerable attacks later, is still hunting for proof.

And finally (probably I'm going outta my depth here) Muslim boards and associations have denied a final resting place for those terrorists killed in course of the offensive by the Indian armed forces, claiming that they are not Muslims. The only other options I see are burial in "Christian" places, or cremation in "Hindu" places. And sadly, it either of the latter happens, it would be that people were denied their religious resting place (conversions can happen, even after death, eh?)